Boss: Julie, you wanted to see me? Julie: Yes Mr. Van Hoet. I’m afraid that I’m going to have to resign from my position here at the company. Here’s my letter of resignation. Silence for a few seconds. We hear…
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Making Cranberry Wine on the Cheap
This is a simple no-brainer recipe that yields a slightly cloudy, drinkable wine-cooler-like beverage on the cheap in about two weeks or less. Because the wine is made in the sterile container the juice comes in, it’s much easier to…
Bicycling in Bad Weather With Polypropylene Thermal Underwear, The Poor Mans Lycra
Having spent more than 8 years as a bicycle messenger has taught me plenty about how to as comfortable as possible when the weather gets wet. The main problem isn’t staying dry, it’s learning to manage the inevitable dampness. If…
Zinzo, On Being a Terrible Editer
So you may be wondering, how can someone like myself presume to be the editor of an online magazine when he obviously dose’nt even know how to place, a comma? Sure, you might say, “They’re use of grammar is real…
Shimano SG 7R-46, 7 speed hub
One has to be a real bike-geek to get excited about internally geared bicycle hubs. Those CAD drawings showing an exploded view of the planetary gear system are like porn to some. I had wanted to lace up a wheel…
A Shit Sandwich Recipe from my Mom
Here’s a dish that my mom used to make for me when I was 06a kid. She was kind enough to give me the recipe. White Bread One can of refried beans One can of corn One small can of…