Dearest reader, so much time has elapsed since my last entry, but I assure you it’s not because I don’t love you. I’m afraid that simple truth is that I am a terribly flawed, flaky person. As I have informed…
Noc Shift Nancy Kills Someone, Part 1
Maybe It’s Your Vagina Radio Play
Boss: Julie, you wanted to see me? Julie: Yes Mr. Van Hoet. I’m afraid that I’m going to have to resign from my position here at the company. Here’s my letter of resignation. Silence for a few seconds. We hear…
Making Cranberry Wine on the Cheap
This is a simple no-brainer recipe that yields a slightly cloudy, drinkable wine-cooler-like beverage on the cheap in about two weeks or less. Because the wine is made in the sterile container the juice comes in, it’s much easier to…
Bicycling in Bad Weather With Polypropylene Thermal Underwear, The Poor Mans Lycra
Having spent more than 8 years as a bicycle messenger has taught me plenty about how to as comfortable as possible when the weather gets wet. The main problem isn’t staying dry, it’s learning to manage the inevitable dampness. If…
The Problem With Atheism
My religious friends – friendships that are often short lived – often ask me why I’m an atheist. They can’t seem to fathom how I adhere so vehemently to my faith that there is no god. They look at my…
Zinzo, On Being a Terrible Editer
So you may be wondering, how can someone like myself presume to be the editor of an online magazine when he obviously dose’nt even know how to place, a comma? Sure, you might say, “They’re use of grammar is real…