Month: November 2014

Best Granola Recipe Ever

OK, so probably the term “best” should be reserved for something that has passed through the gauntlet of public opinion, but in this case I think that I’ve hit a winner here with the best granola I have ever tasted.…

Meth Roundup to Take Place in Small Town Sierra

Get those dollar bills rolled and your kits out of you socks, because Jamestown, California has been chosen as the next location for this years Methamphetamine Roundup, a celebration of the use and abuse of methamphetamine and methamphetamine culture occurring…

Scientology Birthing Practices

Scientology has always fascinated me. The fact that it is one of the worlds newest religions, has dubious beginnings, is banned in several countries for its cult like practices, yet still manages to garner enough adherents and money to remain…

Amazon Essence Premium Bottled Water

Our premium water is gathered from the finest old growth trees the in the Amazon. We spare no expense when we remove all organic matter including soil, trees and plants all the way down to the bedrock. Then using our…

An athiest’s prayer.

Would you please say a prayer with me? I’d be happy to, would you like to say it? No I’d prefer that you did it, OK….God, please help Ms. Sams through her pain. Give her the strength to endure the…

How to run a stop sign on a bicycle

There it is. That big red and white octagonal nuisance emblazoned with all capital letters that says ‘STOP’, a big dumb sentinel, powerless to make us obey. The only influence these symbolic objects hold over us is the ability to…

A Shit Sandwich Recipe from my Mom

Here’s a dish that my mom used to make for me when I was 06a kid. She was kind enough to give me the recipe. White Bread One can of refried beans One can of corn One small can of…